Hi, I'm Dimitri!  That's me in the picture above.  No, not the cute brunette, I'm the little bump in her belly!  Yep, that's me on September 22nd, 2012 - my official due date and the night before I was born.  But before I go any further, I guess I should explain... 

This Blog is a chronicle of all the things I've figured out from day Zero to the present.  Since my hands aren't quite big enough for the keyboard, yet, I've hired a small staff of ghost writers - let's call them "Mom" and "Dad" for now - to help out with the narrative. They'll be doing their best to keep up with events in my life by posting pictures and taking down my observations.  Be patient if they fall behind since I don't pay enough for them to quit their day jobs.  Given their most recent collaborative work, Me, I'm expecting great things from this Blog, so stay tuned.